help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you inspire me to be a worse person
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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