I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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