So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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