found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
