I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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