found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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