You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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