So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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