Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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