I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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