Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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