This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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