Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The feeling are messing with the penis
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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