What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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