do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
