Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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