Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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