Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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