Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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