Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I party with great urgency now.
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