All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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