For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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