i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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