you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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