I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Thank you for not boning my boss.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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