Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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