i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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