I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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