summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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