sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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