just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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