He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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