the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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