peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
