Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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