and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so let's talk penis.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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