I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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