We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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