Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you never un-have a 4some
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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