problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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