Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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