Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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