I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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