we have officially lost it.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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