Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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