Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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