did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
