I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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