Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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