try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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